DISCLAIMER: Zak's Random News is very random and doesn't cover many things, and not everything may be accurate, because I'm just some guy. Go find a real news source.
- That being said, I still impose a 10am deadline on weekends so I can get this done and get on to other weekend activities. The world doesn’t end if I’m not on schedule, but as I often say… ain’t no one got time for this shit.
- Let’s do some news.
- A fascinating report by respected German news website Der Spiegel yesterday, in the wake of Signalgate.
- The situation with our inexperienced and inept national security leadership is much worse than you realize.
- Der Spiegel reporters were able to find mobile phone numbers, email addresses, and even some passwords belonging to the top officials.
- They simply used commercial people search engines along with hacked customer data that has been published on the web. Specifically, they easily dug up this info on National Security Adviser Mike Waltz, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth.
- Making matters worse, this wasn’t old info. Most of these numbers and email addresses are apparently still in use, with some of them linked to profiles on social media platforms like Instagram and LinkedIn.
- And if it was that easy for reporters, you can’t imagine what a gift it is to hostile intelligence services, who could use this publicly available data to hack the communications of those affected by installing spyware on their devices.
- And in fact, the reporters determined that publicly accessible telephone numbers belonging to Gabbard and Waltz are, indeed, those that are linked to Signal accounts. Waltz’s information also led to his profiles for Microsoft Teams, LinkedIn, WhatsApp, and more.
- Hegseth’s phone, email address and, in some cases, even the password associated with it, could be found in over 20 publicly accessible leaks. Using publicly available information, it was possible to verify that the email address was used just a few days ago.
- Fucking hell.
- Can you imagine what Fox News would be saying if this was happening in a Democratic administration? These people are the absolute worst.
- Moving on.
- Yesterday, Dumples the Racist Clown asked the Supreme Court to lift lower court orders blocking deportations of alleged Venezuelan gang members under the wartime Alien Enemies Act with no due process.
- We knew that was coming after federal judges and courts of appeals all found it completely unconstitutional.
- The court has asked the individuals challenging Trump’s use of the Alien Enemies Act to respond to Dump’s emergency request by Tuesday.
- Side note: this request for emergency relief from the Supreme Court is now the sixth made by the Justice Department. Three others are still awaiting action by the justices.
- Let’s move on… sort of.
- Yesterday, U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson agreed to block Dumpy from dismantling the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, an agency that was targeted for mass firings before the court’s intervention.
- She issued a preliminary injunction that maintains the agency’s existence until she rules on the merits of a lawsuit seeking to preserve the agency. The judge said the court “can and must act” to save the agency from being shuttered.
- This is the agency that Congress created in the wake of the 2008 financial crisis to protect Americans’ financial security. Dump wants it shut down so his wealthy friends can more easily commit fraudulent business practices against Americans.
- Let’s keep moving on… sort of.
- Yesterday, Judge James Paul Oetken halted the Trump administration’s efforts to dismantle Voice of America, the eight-decade-old U.S. government-funded international news service. He called the move a “classic case of arbitrary and capricious decision making.”
- I agree.
- Oetken blocked the U.S. Agency for Global Media, which runs Voice of America, from firing more than 1,200 journalists, engineers, and other staff that it sidelined two weeks ago in the wake of President Musk and his sidekick Donnie ordering its funding slashed.
- His order also bars the agency from terminating grant funding for its other broadcast outlets, including Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty, Radio Free Asia, and Radio Free Afghanistan.
- At the hearing, Oetken faulted the Trump administration for “taking a sledgehammer to an agency that has been statutorily authorized and funded by Congress.”
- Okay, now we’re really moving on.
- But be aware: people across the country at many different levels are successfully stopping this wannabe fascist piece of shit.
- He will never achieve his goals. He will be angrier and more frustrated at each passing defeat. And I will have my popcorn out watching every moment of his downfall.
- Meanwhile…
- President Musk is 100% definitely up to some fuckery.
- He announced last night that he’s sold his social media company, X (formerly known as Twitter), to… himself.
- Or rather to xAI, his artificial intelligence company. xAI will pay $45 billion for X, slightly more than Musk paid for it in 2022, but the new deal includes $12 billion of debt, giving X (according to its owner) a valuation of $33 billion.
- I know there’s some absolute sleaze going on here. I mean, what… he got a bunch of people to invest in his shitty AI company, then used that money to pay himself to alleviate some of the massive hole he dug himself by overpaying so much for Twitter?
- And since both companies are privately held, they are not required to disclose their finances to the public. So who even knows what’s going on? I’m glad I don’t have a penny invested in any of his bullshit companies.
- Let’s move on.
- I haven’t said shit about this whole Greenland thing in awhile, and it’s so embarrassing for the USA that I hardly want to now.
- But I did giggle over this.
- In advance of the visit by Second lady Usha Vance, officials were traveling around the Danish-controlled territory looking for locals who wanted to receive a visit.
- Greenlanders’ response? No thanks.
- Even the company who’d initially said they would host Usha pulled out.
- “After closer consideration, however, we have now informed the consulate that we do not want her visit, as we cannot accept the underlying agenda and will not be part of the press show that, quite, of course, comes with it. No thanks to nice visit… Greenland belongs to the Greenlanders," the company said.
- Ha.
- It probably didn’t help that her husband, Jiminy Dicklet Vance, decided to accompany her there.
- He said, “There was so much excitement around Usha’s visit to Greenland this Friday, that I decided that I didn’t want her to have all that fun by herself, and so I’m going to join her.”
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh Lordy Jesus.
- Some news from the Health Desk. Seems like we’ve had a lot of those lately.
- As of yesterday, at least five states have active measles outbreaks, and Texas’ is the largest with 400 cases.
- Already, the U.S. has more measles cases this year than in all of 2024, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has said. Other states with outbreaks — defined as three or more cases — include New Mexico, Kansas, Ohio and Oklahoma. Since February, two unvaccinated people have died from measles-related causes.
- The new outbreaks confirm health experts’ fears that the virus will take hold in other U.S. communities with low vaccination rates and that the spread could stretch on for a year or more.
- Measles is highly contagious, but is fully preventable through vaccines, and until Dump came back into office with his gross disease bag people like RFK Jr., it had been considered eliminated from the U.S. since 2000.
- Moving on.
- This week, Utah became the first state to prohibit flying LGBTQ+ pride flags at schools and all government buildings. Their Republican governor announced he was allowing a ban on unsanctioned flag displays to become law without his signature.
- Starting May 7, state or local government buildings will be fined $500 a day for flying any flag other than the United States flag, the Utah state flag, military flags, or a short list of others approved by lawmakers.
- City buildings in liberal Salt Lake City typically honor Pride Month each June by displaying flags that celebrate its large LGBTQ+ population. Local leaders have illuminated the Salt Lake City and County Building in rainbow lights to protest the flag ban each night since the Legislature sent it to Cox’s desk.
- That’s not going to end well.
- Moving on to a free speech story.
- The leader of a small group of self-described satanists and three other people were arrested yesterday following a scuffle inside the Kansas Statehouse arising from an effort by the group’s leader to start a Black Mass in the rotunda.
- What’s really at issue here: the separation of church and state that’s being one of the primary guiding principles of the USA since our foundation.
- The Satanic Grotto’s rally outside drew hundreds of Christian counter-protesters because of the Grotto’s satanic imagery. About 100 Christians stood against yellow police tape marking the Satanic Grotto’s area.
- The two groups yelled at each other while the Christians also sang and called on Grotto members to accept Jesus. Snort.
- When group leader Michael Stewart tried to conduct his group’s ceremony in the first-floor rotunda, a young man tried to snatch Stewart’s script from his hands, and Stewart punched him.
- Then several Kansas Highway Patrol troopers wrestled Stewart to the ground and handcuffed him. They led him through hallways on the ground floor below and into a room as he yelled, “Hail, Satan!”
- Hee hee hee hee.
- Well people, hate to break the news to you, but saying, “Hail Satan” is no more illegal than saying, “Praise Jesus.”
- I should note that Marcus Schroeder, the 21-year-old who accosted Stewart, was also arrested on suspicion of disorderly conduct, with his bond also set at $1,000.
- Good.
- And now, The Weather: “Honey Water” by Japanese Breakfast
- Let’s do a chart.
- It’s this week 35 years ago in 1990. Don’t get me started on the fact that 1990 was 35 years ago. Hell, a person born in 2004 can now go drink in a bar.
- What was I doing in spring 1990? Going to college at Cal State Dominguez Hills, and working at a Sunglass Hut in a mall.
- At that Sunglasses Hut, I met the young woman who I would date, marry, have a child with, and eventually divorce. Such is life. Still got the kid out of it, though. He’s 25 and playing video games down the hall from me at the moment. So that Sunglasses Hut was of importance in its own way.
- 1. Love Will Lead You Back (Taylor Dayne). 2. I'll Be Your Everything (Tommy Page). 3. All Around The World (Lisa Stansfield). 4. I Wish It Would Rain Down (Phil Collins). 5. Black Velvet (Alannah Myles). 6. Don't Wanna Fall In Love (Jane Child). 7. Get Up! (Before The Night Is Over) (Technotronic). 8. Here And Now (Luther Vandross). 9. Nothing Compares 2 U (Sinead O’Connor). 10. Forever (KISS). 11. I Wanna Be Rich (Calloway). 12. All My Life (Linda Ronstadt Featuring Aaron Neville). 13. Whole Wide World (From "True Love") (A'me Lorain). 14. Escapade (Janet Jackson). 15. How Can We Be Lovers (Michael Bolton). 16. Without You (Motley Crue). 17. Keep It Together (Madonna). 18. Whip Appeal (Babyface). 19. Heartbeat (Seduction). 20. Roam (The B-52s).
- From the Sports Desk… March Madness continues with the Elite 8 Round. Here’s who’s left.
- 1-seed Auburn vs 2-seed Michigan State. 1-seed Florida vs. 3-seed Texas Tech. 1-seed Duke vs. 2-seed Alabama. 1-seed Houston vs. 2-seed Tennessee.
- Two of those games are today, the other two tomorrow. The final four and the championship games are next weekend.
- Today in history… Construction is authorized of the Great National Pike, better known as the Cumberland Road, becoming the first United States federal highway (1806). United States forces in the Mexican-American War led by General Winfield Scott take Veracruz after a siege (1847). The United Kingdom annexes the Punjab (1849). Queen Victoria gives Royal Assent to the British North America Act which establishes Canada on July 1 (1867). Royal Albert Hall is opened by Queen Victoria (1871). Julius and Ethel Rosenberg are convicted of conspiracy to commit espionage (1951). The Twenty-third Amendment to the United States Constitution is ratified, allowing residents of Washington, D.C., to vote in presidential elections (1961). Lieutenant William Calley is convicted of premeditated murder in the My Lai Massacre and sentenced to life in prison (1971). NASA's Mariner 10 becomes the first space probe to fly by Mercury (1974). The Baltimore Colts load its possessions onto fifteen Mayflower moving trucks in the early morning hours and transfer its operations to Indianapolis (1984). The Dow Jones Industrial Average closes above the 10,000 mark for the first time, during the height of the dot-com bubble (1999). Bulgaria, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Romania, Slovakia, and Slovenia join NATO as full members (2004). The first same-sex marriages in England and Wales are performed (2014). Prime Minister Theresa May invokes Article 50 of the Treaty on European Union, formally beginning the United Kingdom's withdrawal from the European Union (2017).
- March 29 is the birthday of biologist/physician Santorio Santorio (1561), US president John Tyler (1790), engineer/inventor Elihu Thomson (1853), MLB player/manager Cy Young (1867), US first lady Lou Henry Hoover (1874), actress/singer Pearl Bailey (1918), businessman Sam Walton (1918), UK prime minister John Major (1943), saxophonist Michael Brecker (1949), NFL player Earl Campbell (1955), actress Marina Sirtis (1955), MLB player/manager Billy Beane (1962), politician Catherine Cortez Masto (1964), actress Lucy Lawless (1968), politician Ted Lieu (1969), and tennis player Jennifer Capriati (1976).
And here I am, wrapping up my news right on time. Now for a shower, and the wearing of clothes, and then the weekend chores that I don’t want to do but eventually will anyway. Enjoy your day.