Tuesday, May 31, 2022

Random News: May 31, 2022



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Good morning. It’s May 31, 2022, and it’s a Tuesday that feels like a Monday. Random notes from my stressed-out brain ahead…


  • So, this was cool. At 3PM yesterday, as I’d mentioned, it was time for “Taps Across America”. Like most things “across America” in history, I wasn’t expecting anyone to actually do it. But I pulled out my guitar, clamped a capo on the first fret to make the Bb key sound a little sweeter and more resonant, and played a very precise and solemn version of “Taps”. My window was open, and while I played, somewhere in the distance I heard the distinct sound of a student trumpet player also doing the tune. He or she was playing it in F, which is acceptable. Made me smile.
  • As anyone who’s known me for the past (check watch) 29 years is aware, there’s a thing called the NAMM Show. It’s usually in January; this year it’s in June for pandemic reasons. I have been working ridiculous amounts to make sure my clients are ready, which meant yeah, I had to work over the holiday weekend. It is what it is. The actual show starts on Friday this week. I’m sure it’ll be fine. They usually are.
  • Former child actor Kirk Cameron is now a right-wing radical extremist. He says that all public schools in the USA are “enemy number one” and that kids get taught “racial confusion” there. If racial confusion means not being a Nazi piece of shit, I guess I’m onboard. Also, FYI: he’s grifting for his own home schooling network, naturally.
  • Canada has announced new gun control legislation, with a national freeze on importing, buying or selling handguns. It also takes away the gun licenses of pieces of shit involved in domestic violence or criminal harassment. I love the USA, but life sure seems more logical north of the border sometimes.
  • The murder of schoolchildren in Uvalde, TX was a week ago today. Since then there have been 17 mass shootings in the USA. 

  • The EU has issued a partial ban of Russian oil. In retaliation, Russia is threatening to cut off natural gas to Denmark and the Netherlands. At the end of the day, natural resources (especially energy resources) are the roots of nearly all military conflict of the past 75 years.


  • Strawberries are the likely culprit for a recent hepatitis A outbreak. They were bought between March 5 and April 25 so they’re off the shelves now, but if you have any frozen, get rid of those disease berries.
  • From the sports desk: we have conference finals in the NHL. In the East, it’s the New York Rangers versus the defending two-time champion Tampa Bay Lightning. The West has the Colorado Avalanche versus the Edmonton Oilers.
  • Today in history… 1889: 2,200 people die when a dam fails and sends a 60-foot wall of water over Johnstown, PA. 1911: RMS Titanic is launched from Belfast, Northern Ireland. 2008: Usain Bolt breaks the 100m world record with a time of 9.72 seconds.
  • May 31 is the birthday of poet Walt Whitman (1819), actor Clint Eastwood (1930), quarterback Joe Namath (1943), reggae great Jimmy Cliff (1946), king of all drummers John Bonham (1948), rapper Darryl “D.M.C.” McDaniels (1964), model/actress Brooke Shields (1965), and baseball player/Dodgers manager Dave Roberts (1972).


I suppose that’s it for now. Try and have a reasonably good day. Do no harm.

Monday, May 30, 2022

Random News: May 30, 2022



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Good morning It’s May 30, 2022, and it’s a Monday, though it’s a holiday so it doesn’t feel quite so Mondayish. Here are some things…


  • Memorial Day is to honor the military personnel who died in duty. It’s not Veterans Day, which is a general holiday that salutes anyone who ever served. People do get confused.
  • You’re always welcome to thank a veteran for their service regardless of what holiday it is, or isn’t.
  • If you’re a musician and so inclined, there’s a thing called “Taps Across America”, where you play “Taps” at 3PM your local time, preferably in the key of Bb. Google it if you want more info, or just play it. It’s four notes; you can do it.
  • War is fought by people who are thoroughly misled about its purpose, but I will never blame the people who are duped into giving their lives for fighting what they believe in.
  • A little good news that follows a horrific story. You probably know that one of the two teachers shot and killed in Uvalde had a husband who died of a broken heart days later. A GoFundMe set up for their four kids had a goal of $10,000. It surpassed $2.6 million yesterday.
  • Some jerkoff threw a cake at the Mona Lisa yesterday in Paris. Mona is fine (those who’ve been to the Louvre know she’s behind some plexiglass). The guy was obviously insane, and crazy people do stuff sometimes that’s hard to understand or explain.
  • Ronnie Hawkins died yesterday at age 87. You probably have never heard of him, but he plays an integral role in the shape of modern music. Short version: he was a rockabilly artist from Arkansas who had a band called the Hawks that featured a drummer named Levon Helm. They moved to Canada to get gigs, and the whole band fell apart except for Hawkins and Helm. They brought in replacement dudes from Canada named Robbie Robertson, Rick Danko, Richard Manuel and Garth Hudson. After that band starting backing Bob Dylan, they became known as The Band, and were hugely influential on everyone from the Grateful Dead to Eric Clapton to Wilco and many others. Anyway, RIP Ronnie Hawkins.
  • From the sports desk… Boston won game 7 on the road against Miami, so we have the NBA Finals set up. The Celtics face the Warriors on Thursday night. I think the Dubs will crush them, but you never know.
  • Yesterday, super genius Marjorie Taylor Greene stated that Bill Gates grows fake meat in a peach tree dish to zap you. I’m just gonna leave that there.
  • Monkeypox.
  • Also on the health topic… man, I seem to know a ton of people who recently got COVID. I’m continuing to wear a mask in all public settings. I am super grateful to be vaccinated and double-boosted.
  • The NAMM Show starts on Friday. That means very little to most of you, and a whole lot to some of you. I’m totally looking forward… to it being done and over. I am, truthfully, hoping to say hi to some friends who I haven’t seen in person since January 2020 or earlier.
  • Today in history… 1431: the 19-year-old Joan of Arc is burned at the stake for being a heretic. 1868: Decoration Day, the precursor of the modern Memorial Day, is observed for the first time. 1911: the first Indianapolis 500 is held. 1974: the Airbus A300 passenger jet enters service. 
  • May 30 is the birthday of voice actor Mel Blanc (1908), bandleader Benny Goodman (1909), NFL great Gale Sayers (1943), Star Trek actor Colm Meany (1953), musician Wynona Judd (1964), musician Tom Morello (1964), baseball great Manny Ramirez (1972), and singer CeeLo Green (1974).

That’s it for now. Enjoy yourself today. Not in a weird way.


Sunday, May 29, 2022

Random News: May 29, 2022


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Good morning. It’s May 29, 2022, and it’s a Sunday. Various thoughts from a guy in a bathrobe…


  • Peet’s Aged Sumatra is never a bad coffee choice. Never ever. The flavor profile is dried fruit, tropical wood, and warm spice. I know that sounds like some bougie shit, but it’s still just a solid dark roast coffee that’s pretty much magic in your mouth.
  • Why do I need to receive specific training and then be forced to pass a written test and a performance test and a health screening for licensing, and then have to continually purchase liability insurance and register my vehicle just to drive a car? STOP TAKING AWAY MY FREEDOM! WHY CAN’T CARS BE FULL OF FREEDOM LIKE GUNS?
  • While we’re on the topic, Americans own 393 million guns. We only have 276 million vehicles. Side note: we have 329 million people meaning… you guessed it, we have more than one gun for every single person in this idealistically awesome but quite often actually shithole country.
  • Remember that shooting rampage massacre at a supermarket in Buffalo? Yeah, that was two weeks ago.
  • If you want to get away from all the crazy shit, the post office at Port Lockroy, Antarctica is hiring. You have to share a single bedroom with other staffers, and there’s no flushing toilet, running water, or showers, and there’s no Internet. And you have to count penguins as part of your job duties. And it’s fucking cold. I’m 100% serious about all the above. Still… tempting.
  • Bunch of people got shot up in downtown Chattanooga, TN last night. No one gives a shit and it barely made the news.
  • Also something people have lost interest in: Ukraine’s citizens being raped and murdered by Russia soldiers.
  • I was supposed to be having an omelette from Creme de la Crepe that includes bacon, Swiss cheese, grilled onions and mushrooms. But they canceled our order, which sometimes happens in this life, so now instead I’m awaiting the quiche du jour from Yellow Vase, in case you ever feel like I don’t lead the most pampered and lucky possible existence.
  • Apple is going to be announcing iOS16 soon. I no longer feel any level of excitement about software updates of any kind on any platform of anything.
  • From the sports desk: congrats to Real Madrid on winning the UEFA Champions League, beating Liverpool 1-0.
  • Side note: Despite having played four years of AYSO soccer as a kid, I can’t seem to have any level of interest in what’s claimed to be the world’s most popular sport.
  • “These shootings are a result of mental illness!” “Okay, let’s put real money into easily accessible and free mental illness treatment.” “No!”
  • Top 20 fruits sold in the USA in order of popularity: bananas, strawberries, grapes, apples, watermelon, oranges, blueberries, lemons, peaches, avocados, pineapple, cherries, cantaloupe, raspberries, pears, limes, blackberries, clementine, mangoes, plums. I’m shocked that more of you don’t buy pears. Pears are fucking delicious.
  • Still in my bathrobe at 10:39am.
  • Today in history… 1660: The English Restoration puts Charles II back on the throne. 1790: Rhode Island finally ratifies the Constitution and becomes the last of the USA’s original colonies to get statehood. 1886: Pharmacist John Pemberton places an ad in the Atlanta Journal for his concoction he calls Coca-Cola. 1953: Edmund Hillary and his sherpa bro Tenzing Norgay reach the top of Mount Everest. 1999: Space Shuttle Discovery does the first docking at the International Space Station.
  • May 29 is the birthday of entertainer Bob Hope (1903), President John F. Kennedy (1917), singer LaToya Jackson (1956), musician/activist Melissa Etheridge (1961), Spice Girl Mel B (1975), and basketball player Carmelo Anthony (1984).


I’m going to eat breakfast and enjoy my day today. Eventually I’ll get dressed. You do what you do and try to make life better for other people and animals and plants and things.

Saturday, May 28, 2022

Random News: May 28, 2022



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Good morning. It’s May 28, 2022, and it’s a Saturday. Some random weekend stuff…


  • It’s Memorial Day weekend. I’m not going to harp on people who want to relax and have fun on this solemn holiday that was put in place as a time to mourn the deaths of US military personnel. If you can, try and spend a minute or two being grateful for their sacrifice.
  • Memorial Day weekend is also the unofficial start of summer. I get that too, despite it being silly. Summer here in the northern hemisphere starts on June 21, a full three weeks away, when the Earth’s pole tilts closest toward the sun. But that’s fine; you can pretend it’s summer any time you want. I don’t care.
  • Actor Jon Voigt, who has long been a major right-wing conservative and a huge supporter of Trump and the MAGA world, said this after the Uvalde school shooting: “There should be proper qualifications for gun ownership. Proper testing. One should only own a gun if they’re qualified and schooled.” And yes, in this rarest of circumstances, I agree with Jon Voigt.
  • That tells me what I already knew, which is that regardless of political affiliation, a big majority of Americans believe in sensible gun laws.
  • On the flip side, former President Trump read the names of the 19 massacred kids from Uvalde at the NRA conference yesterday, and then danced and laughed. Don’t believe me? It’s on video and I’ll show you.
  • More and more information is still trickling out about the inaction of the Uvalde Police Department during the Robb Elementary massacre. I’m not going to talk about the details here; they would boil the blood of any human with a heart. Instead, a request: if you have a job in law enforcement at any level, if you’re not prepared to put your life on the line to save others, resign immediately and find another line of work. Today. Don’t wait for next week. Do it right now. 
  • The only other point in this regard. Right now across America, people are wondering if their own local police force would behave in the same cowardly manner as the cops in Uvalde. This diminishment of trust and respect affects every officer in every department, and it’s not going to be easy to regain. 
  • In other horrible news, it’s likely only a matter of weeks until the Supreme Court officially makes its announcement to remove women’s bodily autonomy by reversing the landmark Roe v. Wade decision. This will be a summer of violent protest, and pretty soon, life in America will likely look very different than the country most of you have known your whole lives.
  • Sigh.
  • From the sports desk, the Miami Heat beat the Boston Celtics to force a game 7 in the Eastern Conference Finals. That game is in Miami tomorrow night. 
  • In other sports news, San Francisco Giants manager Gabe Kapler says he will skip the national anthem due to lack of action against gun violence. “I don’t plan on coming out for the anthem going forward until I feel better about the direction of our country.” Glad to have men of conscience like him around.
  • Human bag of shit Ted Cruz got confronted in a restaurant after the NRA convention last night. I would warn every person who supports the murder of children and other innocent people to be ready to have other people call them out publicly. On my end, no level of family or friendship will stop me from loudly pointing out these folks. Some of my Facebook friends should take heed.
  • This doesn’t happen in other countries.
  • Today in history… 1830: President Andrew Jackson signs the Indian Removal Act which forcibly relocates Native Americans. 1936: Alan Turing submits his proof “On Computable Numbers”, and as a result you’re reading these words on a computer 86 years later. 1937: Volkswagen is founded. 
  • May 28 is the birthday of composer Germiniano Giacomelli (1692), athlete Jim Thorpe (1888), formerly respected person Rudy Giuliani (1944), musician John Fogerty (1945), bass player Leland Sklar (1947), singer Kylie Minogue (1968), and my friend Joel Tamas (1969).


Well, I wrote this in a robe while drinking my second cup of coffee. You don’t want to read what I’d write before my first cup of coffee. This is me being positive, I swear. I hope you both enjoy yourself and find some small way to make the world a better place to live for those around you.

Friday, May 27, 2022

Random News: May 27, 2022



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Good morning. It’s May 27, 2022, and if you can believe it, it’s a Friday once again! Here are some thoughts and things…
  • We lost one great actor and two outstanding musicians yesterday. All were pretty shocking and unexpected. Ray Lotta died at age 67. Drummer Alan White, best known for his work with progressive rock band Yes but who also drummed with people like George Harrison and John Lennon (including songs like “Imagine” and “Instant Karma”) died at age 72. Andy Fletcher, who was a founding member of influential electronic band Depeche Mode, died at 60.
  • We lost 19 little children and two teachers on Tuesday because assault weapons are legal for anyone in the United States to purchase, often with zero kinds of background checks or training required.
  • I need a license to go fishing, but I don’t need anything other than money to get a gun that I could use to kill dozens and dozens of people before having to even change ammunition.
  • Realizing that it would be a “bad look” for them, Texas Governor Greg Abbott and Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick cancelled their scheduled appearance at this weekend’s NRA convention in Houston. All but one of the musical artists who were scheduled to perform have also cancelled. Still currently appearing, in order to help more guns be sold to more people who can kill more children: former President Donald Trump and Texas Senator Ted Cruz.
  • It’s Memorial Day weekend. Shrug. Not really in a beach party mood, ya know?
  • I am approaching my industry’s Super Bowl at the end of next week with something called the NAMM Show. If I seem busy, that’s because I am way too fucking busy.
  • Am I worried about getting COVID at NAMM? Yep. Am I at least slightly concerned about terror attacks at NAMM? Yep. Am I putting all that aside and going anyway, since it would be devastating for my clients exhibiting at the show to not have me available there? Yep.
  • Getting ready for NAMM is always the high-stress point of my year from a work perspective. Doing the show itself isn’t that bad.
  • My first NAMM Show was in 1993. I’ve worked that show every year since then, which have happened each year other than 2021. So this will be my 28th NAMM, not counting the Summer NAMM Shows I’ve also done.
  • From the sports desk: the Dubs beat the Mavs and are going to the finals. Miami and Boston play their sixth game of the series tonight in the East.
  • Today in history… 1927: Ford stops making the Model T and switches over to the Model A. 1941: the German battleship Bismarck is sunk by the Royal Navy, killing 2,100 men.
  • May 27 is the birthday of American police officer Wild Bill Hickok (1837), novelist Dashiell Hammett (1894), actor Vincent Price (1911), actor Christopher Lee (1922), warmonger Henry Kissinger (1923), jazz pianist Ramsey Lewis (1935), actor Lou Gossett Jr (1936), musician Siouxsie Sioux (1957), weirdo Adam Carolla (1964), actor Paul Bettany (1971), and rapper Andre 3000 (1975).
Alrighty. Every second of the rest of my day today will be full of suck, with meetings and deadlines and furious amounts of writing and design work. Be well.

Thursday, May 26, 2022

Random News: May 26, 2022



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Good morning. It’s May 26, 2022, and it’s a Thursday. Some stuff…
  • I’m still just seething with rage about the mass shooting in Uvalde, TX. I suppose that’s a natural part of the process of trying to make this make sense, which it does not. I’m not even angry at the fucked up, obviously insane person who pulled the trigger. I’m mad at the deep-rooted system that allowed it to happen.
  • One thing that’s perhaps most infuriating is the news of how law enforcement handled the situation. I’m hesitant to start throwing out accusations, but the idea that the killer was inside that school for a fucking HOUR while the city police waited outside for Federal cops to come do something makes my blood boil.
  • Uvalde, TX has its own SWAT team. Almost half the city’s entire municipal budget goes to its police force. I can’t pass judgement on something I don’t have all the details on, but I can’t imagine any possible situation, including the strong possibility of losing my own life, that would allow me to stand around outside while 8-year-olds were being slaughtered one by one. Parents were begging the cops to do something. They chose not to, and stopped parents who were desperately trying to get in to save their own kids.
  • Last statement for now: there were lots and lots of “good guys with guns” there, before and during the mass murder, and none of them did shit. I believe this needs to be fully investigated and everyone responsible needs to be removed from positions of trust.
  • God bless Beto O’Rourke for standing up to those pricks.
  • Let’s move on for a moment (though this is far from over).
  • There was a series of pretty powerful earthquakes in the past 24 hours. We had a 4.3 here in Southern California at 2:23am. There was a much scarier 7.2 in Peru. A 4.6 in the Philippines. A 5.5 in Mexico. a 5.2 in the Indian Ocean near Sumatra. I don’t ask for much, but if the world could not end for awhile, I’d be grateful.
  • In politics, a large number of the candidates endorsed by the former President lost their primary races, including the people running for governor and secretary of state of Georgia. It’s a big sign that his influence continues to dwindle in places where we was once considered invincible. Good news.
  • Side note: if your wife writes a novel called “How To Murder Your Husband”, don’t be surprised when she indeed murders you. Romance novelist Nancy Brophy was convicted as such yesterday.
  • From the sports desk: the Celtics have taken a 3-2 lead over the Heat in the NBA Eastern Conference Finals. In NFL news, Colin Kaepernick was given a long-overdue chance to work out for the Las Vegas Raiders yesterday. Not sure anything will come of it, but glad that a team is at least allowing him to try.
  • Speaking of sports, I dreamed last night that I was going to play baseball and picked up my bat, but it turned out to be a whale made of brass or pewter. Go ahead and analyze that if you can.
  • Today in history… 1293: an earthquake in Japan killed about 23,000 people. 1865: the last Confederate general surrendered in Galveston, TX. 1897: ‘Dracula’ by Bram Stoker is published. 1967: The Beatles release ‘Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band’. 2020: The George Floyd/BLM protests start.
  • May 26 is the birthday of singer Al Jolson (1886), doctor and activist Jack Kevorkian (1928), musician Levon Helm (1940), guitarist Mick Ronson (1943), singer Stevie Nicks (1948), and singer Lenny Kravitz (1964).
I usually end these with some kind of inspirational bullshit, but I’m not quite up to it just yet. Hope your day goes well.

Wednesday, May 25, 2022

Random News: May 25, 2022


 

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It’s May 25, 2022, and it’s a Wednesday. Here are the top ten mass shootings in United States history. Seven of them are in the past ten years.

  • Route 91 Harvest Music Fest (Las Vegas, NV), 2017: 61 dead, 867 injured
  • Pulse nightclub (Orlando, FL), 2016: 50 dead, 58 injured
  • Virginia Tech (Blacksburg, VA), 2007: 32 dead, 23 injured
  • Sandy Hook Elementary School (Newtown, CT), 2012: 28 dead, 2 injured
  • First Baptist Church (Sutherland Springs, TX), 2017: 27 dead, 22 injured
  • Luby’s restaurant (Killeen, TX), 1991: 24 dead, 27 injured
  • Walmart (El Paso, TX), 2019: 23 dead, 23 injured
  • McDonald’s (San Ysidro, CA), 1984: 22 dead, 19 injured.
  • Robb Elementary School (Uvalde, TX), 2022: 22 dead, 16 injured.
  • Stoneman Douglas High School (Parkland, FL), 2018: 17 dead, 17 injured

We live in a country where a woman can be raped, forced to give birth, and then have the child slaughtered before his/her 8th birthday, in a school where they’re not allowed to say the word “gay”, by a person who legally bought multiple semi-automatic rifles with no concern about their background or mental health. This is America. Never, ever say to me again that politics don’t matter or that they’re all “two sides of the same coin”. YOUR PRAYERS DON’T WORK. YOUR THOUGHTS DON’T HELP.

Tuesday, May 24, 2022

Random News: May 24, 2022



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Good morning. It’s May 24, 2022, and it’s a Tuesday. Here come things…


  • I am soon headed to Anaheim, CA for a trade show. Coincidentally, yesterday the mayor of Anaheim, someone named Harry Sidhu for some reason, resigned suddenly, under FBI investigation of soliciting $1 million in “campaign donations” from the Angels baseball team in exchange for greasing the skids for a sale of their stadium. Nice guy.
  • As mentioned recently, today is primary day in five states. Please, if you haven’t voted yet, do. In this world, there are no small races. Every single seat in the House and Senate will influence things like a woman’s right to autonomy over her own body, as well as many other issues that affect every one of us. Please, please vote.
  • Today marks the third month of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, which started February 24. It was said Ukraine would fold within 72 hours. Over 90 days later, they’re still hanging in against all odds despite being outnumbered and outgunned.
  • Social media companies are taking a big shit in the stock market today. Snapchat (who even uses that?) dropped 40% this morning. Facebook/Instagram fell 10%. Twitter fell another 3%, making its value down 35% since Muskypoo’s buyout offer at $54.20/share. 
  • Monkeypox.
  • Folks on the East Coast should plan for another terrible hurricane season this summer, per the NOAA. The amount and severity of the storms is being driven by climate change, be it manmade or part of a natural cycle, or a combination of both. Either way, batten down your hatches, people.
  • You’re going to be hearing a lot about “tours” given to people directly before the January 6 insurrection event. A couple of names to keep an eye on in that regard: reps Lauren Boebert and Barry Loudermilk.
  • From the sports desk, the Celtics and Heat are tied up 2-2 in the NBA’s Eastern Conference finals. In the NHL, Colorado Avalanche center Nazem Kadri has been under race-based attacks and death threats (I love hockey but the sport and its fan base is racist as fuck overall), but scored a hat trick last night in a win over St. Louis. Kadri is Muslim.
  • Today in history… 1607: the Jamestown colony was established by 105 settlers, making it the first permanent English colony in America. 1883: The Brooklyn bridge opens after 14 years of construction. 2019: Theresa May resigns for botching Brexit.
  • May 24 is the birthday of Roman general Germanicus (15 BC), Queen Victoria (1819), actor Tommy Chong (1938), musician and poet Bob Dylan (1941), singer Patti LaBelle (1944), baseball pitcher Bartolo Colón (1973), and NBA player Tracy McGrady (1979).

Well, time to do stuff that I get paid to do. Yesterday, for example, I got paid to tell a member of the media whether or not spirits were summoned during the creation of a guitar. I’m 100% serious. That’s my job. Someone has to do it.

Monday, May 23, 2022

Random News: May 23, 2022


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Good morning. It’s May 23, 2022, and sadly, it’s a Monday. Random whatever coming at ya…


  • President Biden says the US would respond militarily in the event that China were to invade Taiwan. This is no change to current US policy, but personally I think we need less violent conflict in the world, not more of it. That being said, as always (or at least when it’s mutually beneficial), the US lives up to its commitment to help protect allies.
  • Here’s my campaign slogan, were I to run for office: Hey Everyone, Mellow the Fuck Out!
  • P.S. I’m never running for office.
  • The guy who was President for awhile is advocating civil war in the USA on his social media platform. Ironic, in a sad way, that he’s enough of a seditious prick to call for war but not at all man enough to fight in one. In case you need a reminder: inciting civil war is specifically illegal in this country.
  • In sports news, the Dubs are now up three-zip over the Mavs. I don’t think they can be stopped.
  • Tomorrow is primary election day for Georgia, Alabama, Arkansas, Texas, and Minnesota. A few notes… in GA, Marjorie Taylor Greene has several Republican challengers for office, but I’d be surprised if she doesn’t end up being the GOP candidate. In AL we have a funny situation: Rep Mo Brooks — a complete prick who helped in the January 6 insurrection — was doing poorly until Trump rescinded his endorsement due to some perceived slight, and now is polling ahead of everyone in the field. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the evil former press secretary, is heavily favored to get the GOP nomination for AR’s governor. In TX, it is unlikely that any other asshole will topple the current asshole attorney General Ken Paxton. It’s an asshole battle; we all lose. In MN, I got nothing.
  • Today in history… 1788: South Carolina becomes the eighth state to ratify the US Constitution. 1829: Cyrill Demian get a patent for a new instrument, the accordion. 1934: Bank robbers Bonnie and Clyde are ambushed and killed by police in Louisiana. 
  • May 23 is the birthday of botanist Carl Linnaeus (1707), actor Scatman Crothers (1910), bandleader Artie Shaw (also 1910), musician Jewel (1974), and NFL player Aaron Donald (1991).

That’s it for now, my people. On a side note, I didn’t sleep well and feel like crap today, which is unusual for me, so here’s a note of self-pity and a hope that I get my shit together before much longer.

Sunday, May 22, 2022

Random News: May 22, 2022


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Good afternoon. It’s May 22, 2022, and it’s a Sunday. Random whatnot ahead…

  • I usually don’t watch SNL on Saturday nights. Instead, I watch clips that they post the following day. However, I was chilling on YouTube last night and saw the cold open just as it was posted, and wasn’t expecting the emotional exit of Kate McKinnon. She did 211 episodes of the show, more than any other female cast member, and was always among the best.
  • Continuing my mention of Georgia’s primary election on Tuesday, Senate candidate and former NFL star who threatened to kill both his ex-wife and ex-girlfriend Hershel Walker stated this week that he supports abortion bans without any exceptions for rape, incest or the health of the mother. 
  • A better option than Walker? Pretty much everyone, but definitely the incumbent Senator Reverend Raphael Warnock. I also endorse Stacey Abrams for Governor and Michael Owens for Secretary of State in GA.
  • 78,000 pounds of baby formula just arrived in Indianapolis from Germany on a US military aircraft. Nicely done.
  • Monkeypox. Most people my age (born 1969) got the smallpox vaccination that also protects to some degree against monkeypox around age 1, and were never boosted after that. And guess what? The vaccine provides very good immunity… for 3-5 years. So basically try not to get monkeypox.
  • In sports news, the White Sox and Yankees were playing yesterday, and NY’s third baseman Josh Donaldson called Chicago’s Tim Anderson “Jackie”, as in Robinson. It wasn’t meant to be friendly. It was some racist shit. I hope for Donaldson’s sake that he’s good at ducking, because he’s going to be experiencing some things during his upcoming at-bats.
  • Jif peanut butter has been recalled due to salmonella. If your has lot code numbers 1274425 through 2140425, do not eat. You’ll see the number below the “best by” date. See, I sometimes give you actual important info here. You’re welcome.
  • There’s a big fucking asteroid flying by Earth at 47,200 mph next Friday. It’s 1.1 miles in diameter, which is plenty big enough to destroy life on Earth as we know it. However, it will remain about 2.5 million miles away, which is probably a good thing if you like the whole life thing.
  • Today in history… 1804: the Lewis & Clark expedition began. 1906: the Wright brothers are given a patent for their “flying machine”. 1960: the most powerful earthquake ever recorded, a 9.5., hits Chile. 2015: Ireland legalizes same-sex marriage, the first nation in the world to do so (the US would do do on June 26 of that year when Obergefell v. Hodges was decided by the Supreme Court).
  • May 22 is also the birthday of composer Richard Wagner (1813), painter Mary Cassatt (1844), Unabomber Ted Kaczynski (1942), lyricist Bernie Taupin (1950), singer Morrissey (1959), model Naomi Campbell (1970), and retired NFL wide receiver Julian Edelman (1986).

That’s all I’ve got. I’m going to do laundry. It’s Sunday. That’s what I do. Enjoy the remainder of your weekend.


Saturday, May 21, 2022

Random News: May 21, 2022


DISCLAIMER: Zak's Random News is very random and doesn't cover many things, and not everything may be accurate, because I'm just some guy. Go find a real news source.


Good morn- uh, good afternoon. It’s May 21, 2022, and it’s a Saturday. Various things…


  • I have to drop off some clothes at the dry cleaner. It’s the first time I’ve had to do this since January 2020. Unlike most of you fellow adult-like people, I work in a music-related business where no one cares what you wear, and I’ve been working from home since 2003. So wearing grown-up clothes is reserved for very rare occasions, and I have one of those coming up.
  • Gonna have to dig some of the dress shirts out of a ball wedged between a dresser and the closet. That’s just where they are. Don’t judge me.
  • President Biden signed a $40 billion aid package to Ukraine. He’s currently in South Korea. That war is nowhere near finished, and it might be years before there’s any kind of resolution to stop the violent fighting.
  • Georgia has its primary election this week. The former President has strongly endorsed gubernatorial challenger David Purdue over incumbent Brian Kemp. However, Kemp is leading Purdue in polling by double digits. BUT WAIT: The MAGA people are so dead set against Kemp that they say they if he wins the primary, they won’t vote in the general elections in the fall, which would mean the next governor of GA would be (drum roll)… Democrat Stacey Abrams.
  • Pete Davidson, Kate McKinnon, Aidy Bryant, and Kyle Mooney are leaving SNL after this season. Of those four names, Kate has by far been the backbone of the show, and I’m pretty sure it will suffer without her. Pete? Look, he’s a funny guy, but he’s now more of a celebrity like his girlfriend than an actual comedy guy. That’s fine. Hopefully he’s happy.
  • On April 4, Tesla stock was trading at $1,145/share. Yesterday, May 20, it had dropped to $663/share and might keep going down. Why? The company’s current CEO is a bad person, and very public about it. People don’t like that. We’ve had enough of it.
  • Monkeypox.
  • People are very mad at John Mulaney for having Dave Chappelle as a surprise opener for his show. I’m withholding comment; I get how trans folks and supporters are mad at Chappelle. I also get how Chappelle is one of the best comedians in American history. So. I’ll just be on my fence over here.
  • The only sports news going on at this very moment is the PGA Championship and what am I gonna do? Tell you about golf? Why would I do that?
  • In Second Life news, a bunch of people are enjoying the music and each other’s company at the Nashville SL Jam. I see a bunch of happy looking people in my Facebook feed. Here’s to them all having a good time.

Well, now I have to stop relaxing and start gathering those goddamn clothes. Side note: my dry cleaner is going to be able to pay his rent next month on the amount of shit I’m bringing them today. Fuck. Enjoy your Saturday regardless.

Friday, May 20, 2022

Random News: May 20, 2022

Zak's Random News

DISCLAIMER: Zak's Random News is very random and doesn't cover many things, and not everything may be accurate, because I'm just some guy. Go find a real news source.


Good morning. It’s May 20, 2022, and if you can believe it, it’s a Friday once again! Sorta news stuff and various randomness…

  • Remember when I told you about the Republicans voting against baby formula yesterday (and thankfully losing)? I forgot to mention that in response to the price gouging by big oil companies, the House voted on the Consumer Fuel Price Gouging Prevention Act. It passed, with a score of 217-207… with every GOP member voting to keep your gas prices as high as possible. I don't think this will work out like they hope it will.
  • While things had already been spiraling into the abyss for poor Elon Musk, it was revealed that his company SpaceX paid a flight attendant $250,000 to keep quiet after Elon a) showed her his penis and b) offered to buy her a horse in exchange for a hand job.


  • The January 6 committee now has Lauren Boebert’s phone records.


  • Monkeypox. Don’t want it? Wear a mask while indoors in public, and don’t exchange bodily fluids with strangers.
  • From our sports desk: the Celtics stomped the Heat, tying their NBA eastern conference series at 1-1. In the NHL, the Tampa Bay Lightning, who’ve won the Stanley Cup championship for the past two year, may be on their way to a threepeat, currently up 2-0 over the Florida Panthers. 
  • Today in history… 1861: North Carolina secedes from the Union. 1873: Levi Strauss and Jacob Davis get a patent for using copper rivets in blue jeans. 1940: the first prisoners arrive at Auschwitz. 1983: the first publication of the discovery of the HIV virus.
  • In random news, it’s the 63rd birthday of Jane Wiedlin of The Go Go’s. I thought she was cute back in 1982. She probably still is.
  • We are going to make sure that women in states that will be soon banning abortion have a means of getting to other states where safe and legal abortion is accessible to them. This is already well underway.

Okey dokey, you silly willies. I have so much work to do that it makes me physically ill to think about, so instead of thinking about it, I’m just going to do it, and the point will be moot. Enjoy your Friday and your weekend. Do the good things.

Saturday, May 14, 2022

Zak's Endorsements: California Statewide Direct Primary Election



You know, I'm very aware that I'm some random guy, and that my personal endorsement of the following candidates means diddly-squat. Side note: diddly-squat is a great term and should be used more often.

Still, there is a small but not insignificant group of people who seem to enjoy what I write and profess to share my outlook on a number of topics. I figured, why not show who I'm voting for, and perhaps save them some precious time in doing research that I've already done? P.S. So many judges. So, so many judges.
One note: I'm not going to give you an essay on each candidate and why I chose them. Ain't no one got time for that. You can assume that I choose candidates who prioritize topics like women's rights, transparency, fighting corruption, promoting voting rights, socioeconomic and racial equality and justice, environmental issues, and so on and so forth. Here we go.

NATIONAL ELECTION
United States Senator: Alex Padilla
United States Senator - Short Term (Unexpired term ending January 3, 2023): Alex Padilla

CITY/LOCAL
State Senator, 24th District: Ben Allen
Member of the State Assembly, 66th District: Al Muratsuchi
United States Representative, 36th District: Ted W. Lieu

COUNTY
Sheriff: Britta S. Steinbrenner
Assessor: Jeffrey Prang
Judge of the Superior Court, Office No 3: Tim Reuben
Judge of the Superior Court, Office No 60: Abby Baron
Judge of the Superior Court, Office No 67: Fernanda Maria Barreto
Judge of the Superior Court, Office No 70: Renee Yolanda Chang
Judge of the Superior Court, Office No 90: Melissa Lyons
Judge of the Superior Court, Office No 116: David W. Gelfound
Judge of the Superior Court, Office No 118: Melissa Hammond
Judge of the Superior Court, Office No 151: Patrick Hare
Judge of the Superior Court, Office No 156: Carol Elswich

STATE
Governor: Gavin Newsom
Lieutenant Governor: Eleni Kounalakis
Secretary of State: Shirley N. Weber
Controller: Malia M. Cohen
Treasurer: Fiona Ma
Attorney General: Rob Bonta
Insurance Commissioner: Ricardo Lara
Member State Board of Equalization 3rd District: Tony Vazquez
Superintendent of Public Instruction: Tony R. Thurmond

Wednesday, May 4, 2022

Hotel Chelsea (05.03.22)

Playing songs that no one knows for people who like newness. Photo by Kat.



I did a super neat show at Hotel Chelsea in Second Life last night, with a special themed set of all indie and alternative music. It was great, and I'd been looking forward to that show for a good long while, but we have some other stuff to talk about first.

The End of Roe v. Wade
As everyone saw coming for years and yet seemed completely shocked when it actually happened, on the evening of Monday May 2, Politico broke a story about a leaked draft opinion from the Supreme Court regarding the imminent overturning of the landmark Roe v. Wade ruling from 1973. That decision ruled that the 14th Amendment of the Constitution provided a right to privacy under the Due Process clause that allowed women the right to choose to have an abortion. The court voted confidently on this issue at the time, with 7-2 of the justices in favor.

Roe v. Wade has allowed American women to get safe and legal abortions since 1973. Photo via NBC News.



Of note: Roe has been the basis of a number of other landmark cases that invoke the 14th Amendment, such as Lawrence v. Texas (legalizing sodomy/homosexuality in 2003) and Obergefell v. Hodges (legalizing same sex marriage in 2015). It should also be noted that the 14th Amendment itself, beyond its initial intention of providing citizenship rights and equal protection under law to Black former slaves, has been the basis of other cases like Brown v. Board of Education (making racial segregation illegal in 1954), Harper v. Virginia State Board of Elections (making poll taxes illegal in 1966), and many others.

The leak was quickly confirmed as accurate by Chief Justice John Roberts, qualified with a statement that, "it does not represent a decision by the Court or the final position of any member on the issues in the case." That being said, the current hyper-conservative Court currently has a 6-3 vote in favor of overturning Roe, which means it's all but done.

Politico's bombshell report of the leak on Monday May 2. Side note: if you're more worried about the leak itself than the information contained within, you're probably part of the problem.



They've Made Mistakes Before
The Supreme Court is made of humans, and humans are nothing if not imperfect. In 1857, the infamous Dred Scott v. Sanford case stated that Black people could not be US citizens. 1896's Plessy v. Ferguson case upheld state segregation laws. Those terrible decisions were reversed by subsequent rulings per above.

But an overturn of Roe (which also overturns Planned Parenthood v. Casey, I should add) might be the first time that an individual freedom that Americans have had for multiple generations is being purposefully removed via SCOTUS ruling. It's disconcerting in many ways beyond the egregious impact on the autonomous rights of women, and might very well set a precedent that leads to more freedoms being taken away.

Meet Dred Scott, a man that seven out of nine SCOTUS justices in 1857 said could not be a citizen of the USA due to his skin color. They don't always get it right, but eventually things seem to work out.



Lying Liars Who Lie
During their respective confirmation hearings, several current SCOTUS justices were pressed on whether overturning Roe was on their agenda in the Court. Here are their responses under oath:

Neil Gorsuch, 2017:
"I would tell you that Roe v. Wade, decided in 1973, is a precedent of the United States Supreme Court. It has been reaffirmed. A good judge will consider it as precedent of the U.S. Supreme Court worthy as treatment of precedent like any other."

Brett Kavanaugh, 2018:
"It is settled as a precedent of the Supreme Court, entitled the respect under principles of stare decisis. The Supreme Court has recognized the right to abortion since the 1973 Roe v. Wade case. It has reaffirmed it many times."

Those carefully-worded statements say the same thing: in essence, being a landmark SCOTUS case that set precedence and has been challenged and reaffirmed, that Roe would be held as sacred as any other precedent decision, like Brown v. Board of Education and others.

But really, if they can so callously overturn Roe after making those sworn statements in their confirmation hearings, there's nothing stopping them from removing other rights that have represented the progress toward greater freedom and equality for all Americans. There's no end to what could happen moving forward if Roe is indeed now over.

These guys finally get their wish of controlling the uterus of every American woman.



A Couple of Important Facts
  • Overturning Roe does not mean abortion is illegal in the USA. It will still be on a state-by-state basis. However, 26 out of 50 states have laws that indicate intention to legally force women to give birth, and 13 of those states already have "trigger bans" in effect, ready to make abortion fully illegal the moment Roe is overturned: Arkansas, Idaho, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, North Dakota, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, and Wyoming.
  • Abortion rights could be codified at a national level. It would take 60 members of the Senate to do so, something that's basically impossible in the current system. The filibuster would have to be ended in order to make it happen, and it's unlikely that will happen either.
  • Abortion is also a religious issue, but in a different way than you might understand. Traditional Jewish law permits abortion and and even requires it in some circumstances, such as when the life or health of the pregnant person is at stake. Be prepared for a major fight in regard to religious freedom that might spill over into other areas that the conservative wing has not anticipated.
  • Speaking of being prepared, I have some advice for you. In the situation where state laws might change rapidly under this activist Court, you might want to have some plans in place if you'd be affected by:
    • Birth control becoming illegal.
    • Same sex marriages being nullified.
    • Homosexual acts being punishable by law.
There's much more, but you have other places to get knowledge. I'm obviously just some random guy. But I will say this: coming months will be filled with protests, and the midterm elections in November will be massively impacted by this issue. The one power you have to effect change, at least for the time being, is your vote. Ask your government representatives at every level from your local city to county to state to federal if they support the SCOTUS decision to overturn Roe v. Wade. If they do, vote them out at the earliest opportunity.

The forced-birth states are shown in maroon and red. The states that offer legal protection for women's health are in blue. Map via NBC.



So How About that Show?
Yeah. Trust me, I'd really have preferred spending the time it took to write all this shit and instead write about having done a really interesting and unique show. I can't control the timing of major world events, though, and I'd have been a giant asshole to not talk about what's going on with Roe at this moment.

For some time, I'd wanted to do a show where I exclusively focused on indie and alternative artists. Granted, this style of music finds its way into my sets at nearly every show I do, but it's mixed in with a lot of classic rock and pop, singer-songwriter music, and other random shit.

I knew that playing a bunch of relative obscure and mostly new music would be a challenge for typical SL audiences, but for the folks who hung out, I think it was a neat experience. Photo by Kat.



Here's the deal: I truly do love many kinds of music and that is reflected in what I choose to play. But my shows aren't only for me; they're for the people who take the time to come and see me. What that means is that I purposefully make my set lists to include songs that people already like and are familiar with. But I didn't do that at this show. I pre-announced that the show would include music that most of my audience would never have heard before. It's not the best way to get a crowd of casual listeners on a random Tuesday night. People like what they know. For some people, experiencing new music, as I mentioned during my show, can stressful in the same way that driving along an unfamiliar stretch of road is disconcerting. You don't know what's around the corner.

But for other people -- me, for instance -- new music is thrilling. It's not always good; out of the 80 or so new songs I try and check out each week, maybe 20 are reasonable interesting, and five are so cool that I want to own the music and get to know the artist better. But that comes down to subjective tastes. I knew that not everyone in my audience would like every song I did last night, but I knew that some people would like some songs... or even one song. That made it worthwhile to do.

At least for the time being, I've removed my mask in SL. I'm doing that now in solidarity with my many musician friends in real life who have been touring out of necessity and have no choice than to risk exposure to COVID via audience members who don't care about the artist's health. Iit's been taking its toll, with many tours and dates being cancelled even still. If numbers start ramping up again, I will be putting the mask back on in-world as I do in public in real life. Photo by Kat.



I've mentioned many times in the past that I don't perform in Second Life for massive financial rewards, nor for achieving some twisted digital version of micro-celebrity, nor to promote my own recorded music. I do it because I enjoy it, and I've been told by plenty of people that they get enjoyment from my shows as well. That's more than enough reason for me.

One other note: having mentioned on Twitter that I was really happy with two of the cover songs in particular, both of the artists mentioned liked my tweet. Try that with the typical mega pop star and see which of them give a shit about you covering their tunes.




Hotel Chelsea set list...
Swirl (Charlie Martin)
*Either Way (Wilco)
Jaywalker (Andy Shauf)
So. Central Rain (R.E.M.)
Swing Low Magellan (Dirty Projectors)
Bird of Paradise (Cory Hanson)
Blew The Dust Away (They Stole My Crayon)
Garter Snake (Macie Stewart)
Carry Me Ohio (Sun Kil Moon) 
Shame Chamber (Kurt Vile)
Dusty Rhodes (Lotus Plaza)
*Pretty Noose (Soundgarden)
*Fruiting Body (Goon)

*Indicates the first time I've performed this song in SL.

Massive thanks to the brave people who hung out for last night's special show, with super huge thanks to the following who helped support it!
Maximillion Kleene, noowun Wind, TindraLynn Resident, Trouble Streeter, Kat Claxton, Bonnie Bowenford, my terrific manager Maali Beck, and Hotel Chelsea manager Shyla the Super Gecko!