DISCLAIMER: Zak's Random News is very random and doesn't cover many things, and not everything may be accurate, because I'm just some guy. Go find a real news source.
- I want to get rolling today with a reminder: on May 1-3, there are opportunities across the USA to take part in activism.
- Please visit maydaystrong.org and find an event near you. They are scheduled in all 50 states, with over 1,000 total over the May 1-3 time frame.
- I promise that you will feel energized and engaged, and know you’re making a difference, just by spending a couple of hours of your day in solidarity with people who feel just like you do.
- I will be doing my part on Saturday, May 3, not far from here in Torrance, CA. Hit me up if you have questions about where/why/how to get into social/political activism.
- Let’s do the news.
- Last Thursday, about 20 federal immigration agents raided the wrong home in Oklahoma City, OK.
- They forced a woman out of the house with her three daughters, all wearing only in their underwear in the rain. Then they seized their phones, laptops, and life savings.
- The family are all US citizens who just moved into the home two weeks ago. They’d relocated from Maryland.
- The agents — who identified themselves as U.S. marshals, ICE, and FBI agents, didn’t care as they ransacked the house and took all of the family’s belongings as “evidence.”
- They refused to identify themselves or leave a business card or other info. And they said it could take days or even months for the family’s stuff to be returned.
- Again, let me say it: THEY ARE US CITIZENS. If it can happen to them, it can happen to you. And if you don’t speak up about it, no one will bother speaking up for you when it’s your house and your family.
- Moving on to some economy news.
- Is it too late to save the world from what Dumples the Inept Clown is doing to the global economy? Billionaire investor Ray Dalio says it is.
- He says the economic fallout of Dump’s tariffs has caused the world economic order — with the US at the center — to break down.
- Who is Dalio? Well, he’s the founder of Bridgewater Associates, the world’s largest hedge fund by assets, who became famous on Wall Street for anticipating the 2008 financial crisis.
- You can’t blame him for his prediction of gloom and doom. Foreign investors have already retreated from US dollar-backed assets amid widespread concerns about the future stability of the world’s largest economy.
- Thanks Dumpy.
- Let’s move on to a note from the Climate Desk.
- The Dump administration has dismissed the scientists working on the country's flagship climate report.
- Dumpy and his gang want us to keep up our reliance on fossil fuels, so it’s natural that he’d take steps to curtail climate science and make information about global warming less available to the public.
- The National Climate Assessment is the most trustworthy and comprehensive source of information about how global warming affects the United States.
- The assessment is mandated by Congress, and its sixth edition was supposed to be released in late 2027. About 400 volunteer authors had already started work. They included top scientists as well as economists, tribal leaders, and climate experts from non-profit groups and corporations.
- Yesterday, the authors received an email releasing them from their roles, and saying "the scope of the [National Climate Assessment] is currently being reevaluated."
- So say goodbye to that.
- Moving on.
- 24 states filed a lawsuit yesterday over dramatic cuts to Americorps, saying the Dump administration is trying to dismantle the volunteer service organization as part of its sweeping federal cost-cutting campaign.
- Seems about right.
- Americorps has put 85% of its staff on administrative leave ahead of planned job cuts. The agency has also allegedly slashed its National Civilian Community Corps, which sends volunteers to work on conservation, natural disaster response, and other projects.
- The states argue — and I agree — that the cuts made by Dumpy, Musk, and DOGE violate federal law and constitutional separation of powers, since Congress created and funded Americorps.
- Yeah, Dump has never understood that he’s not a king and at best, operates a co-equal brand of government with two other branches.
- He doesn’t know this because he’s a fucking idiot. That is the reason.
- In other news, this item from the International Desk…
- You can skip this next set of bullets because it’s some horrible and traumatic shit, and I don’t want to ruin your day.
- Like the next 5-7 bullets.
- Last chance.
- Okay.
- In February, Russia returned the body of Ukrainian journalist Viktoriia Roshchyna, who died in Russian captivity.
- The forensic examination revealed numerous signs of torture, and some of her organs had been removed.
- She was emaciated, had a broken rib, neck injuries, and electric shock marks on her feet.
- Roshchyna went missing in 2023 while in Russian-occupied territories in southeast Ukraine investigating alleged torture prisons. She was 27 years old at the time.
- Thousands of Ukrainian civilians are still being held in Russian prisons or in occupied areas of Ukraine, and torture is prevalent.
- Most are being held without charges or access to legal counsel.
- And now see where Dumpy is getting his inspiration. If you give a shit about any person in the world other than yourself, get serious about not allowing the USA to become this way.
- Thank you. Now back to our regular bullshit.
- In other international news…
- Today, Pakistan said it had “credible intelligence” that India is planning to attack it within days.
- Soldiers have already exchanged gunfire along borders and Pakistanis heeded New Delhi’s orders to leave the country following last week’s deadly attack in Indian-controlled Kashmir.
- This would be a good time to remind you that both India and Pakistan have nuclear arms.
- The world doesn’t need them actively fighting.
- Let’s move on.
- Yesterday, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said he's ending a program at the Defense Department that promoted the participation of women in peace building.
- In fact, Hegseth was quite clear on his feelings, calling the Women, Peace and Security program "yet another woke divisive/social justice/Biden initiative that overburdens our commanders and troops."
- Wow. Who put that woke program in place?
- Oh.
- It was signed into law by President Donald Trump in 2017. What far-left liberal people supported this woke legislation?
- Oh.
- That would be Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, and national security adviser Mike Waltz. They all got behind it when they were in Congress, and it was championed by Dumpy's daughter Ivanka.
- And literally this very month, Rubio touted the bill, saying in remarks at the State Department that he was proud to support it. He referred to it as "the first law passed by any country anywhere in the world focused on protecting women and promoting their participation in society.”
- And now? Gone. Too woke for Hegseth, a man who has a whole-ass room at the Pentagon for him to put on his makeup.
- Moving on.
- I have one other note I want to point out regarding Monday’s federal election in Canada.
- If Donnie Dump’s immense unpopularity can cause a whole other country to flip its voting trend by 30+ points, imagine what might be possible in the USA come the 2026 midterm elections.
- With few exceptions in certain cult-driven areas of the US, every politician who’s aligned himself or herself with Dump will be paying the price.
- They will be the first to fall on the sword. So for every congressional representative and every member of the Senate, you’re running out of time to start defending our country against Dump and his fascist ways.
- And there are even worse things that can happen than losing your next political race if the people in your states and districts blame you for the hardships they’ll soon be experiencing.
- And you know very well that Dump will not save you. Keep it in mind. The time to “evolve your outlook” is today, not months from now.
- Moving back to an item I’d meant to talk about earlier.
- I’d wanted to mention the extraordinary thing that happened Sunday night on “60 Minutes.”
- In the final minutes of the show’s broadcast, longtime correspondent Scott Pelley informed viewers that Bill Owens, the show’s executive producer since 2019, resigned last week, citing editorial interference by CBS’s parent company, Paramount.
- It is not at all typical for a journalist to be so ballsy as to call out interference by the owners of the media companies for whom they work.
- Pelley was fearless.
- He said, “Stories we’ve pursued for 57 years are often controversial — lately, the Israel-Gaza war and the Trump administration. Bill made sure they were accurate and fair — he was tough that way. But our parent company, Paramount, is trying to complete a merger. The Trump administration must approve it. Paramount began to supervise our content in new ways. None of our stories has been blocked, but Bill felt he lost the independence that honest journalism requires.”
- Pelley wrapped up by saying, “No one here is happy about it. But in resigning, Bill proved one thing: He was the right person to lead ‘60 Minutes’ all along.”
- That’s how to do the job. I’m seriously impressed.
- A note from the History Desk…
- Yesterday was the 80th anniversary of the liberation of Nazi Germany's Dachau concentration camp.
- The Dachau memorial site north of Munich dedicated a plaque in honor of the U.S. Army's 45th Infantry Division that first encountered more than 30,000 prisoners alive at the camp on April 29, 1945.
- At least 40,000 people were killed or died of hunger and illness there between 1933 and 1945. Dachau was the longest operating concentration camp in the Holocaust. It was one of thousands of camps and other sites the Nazis used in the mass murder of more than 6 million Jews.
- After World War II, the Dachau camp was used by the Allied powers to hold former SS soldiers awaiting trial for war crimes.
- That got me thinking about how perhaps the CECOT prison in El Salvador could be useful for holding the people who enabled Donnie Dump in his crimes against humanity while they await the due process we would grant them.
- Why? Because we’re not like them, and would give them the courtesy that our Constitution requires before meting out punishment.
- Let’s move on.
- There’s almost always a way to make lemonade out of MAGA-infected lemons.
- Take, for instance, the website called PublicSquare. It bills itself as “the anti-woke online marketplace,” and sure enough, the thousands of businesses listed there want people to know they align with MAGA views and oppose so-called “progressive priorities” like women’s reproductive rights and diversity initiatives.
- So what could possibly be good about that?
- Well, how about turning it into a database of places to never spend your money at?
- That’s what ended up happening. In various local spots across the country, people have been using the site as a handy reference guide of businesses to avoid or boycott entirely.
- As one user wrote, “After a local article was published, our community is using PublicSquare to see which businesses to avoid. It’s like you’re helping the trash take itself out.”
- Nice!
- And now, The Weather: “Four Hands ii” by Moontype
- From the Sports Desk… I suppose you’re expecting more playoff scores. Welp, I am here to give the people what they want.
- In the NBA: the Bucks took the Pacers to overtime, but couldn’t pull it out, losing 119-118 and getting knocked out of the playoffs… the series went 4-1 Indiana, who move on to the conference semifinals. Likewise, the Magic are out, losing to the Celtics 120-89 and getting eliminated in the series 4-1. The Pistons and the Knicks also had a nailbiter, with Detroit winning 106-103 and going up 3-2 in that series. And the Nuggets beat the Clippers 131-115, going up 3-2 in the series.
- In the NHL: the Senators blanked the Maple Leafs 4-0, avoiding elimination as Toronto now leads 3-2 in the series. The Hurricanes bested the Devils in thrilling double overtime game 5-4, winning their series 4-1. The Golden Knights beat the Wild 3-2 in overtime, taking a 3-2 lead in the series. And the Oilers beat the Kings 3-1, and now lead that series 3-2.
- Today in history… Henry IV of France issues the Edict of Nantes, allowing freedom of religion to the Huguenots (1598). On the balcony of Federal Hall on Wall Street in New York City, George Washington takes the oath of office to become the first President of the United States (1789). The United States purchases the Louisiana Territory from France for $15 million, more than doubling the size of the young nation (1803). The Territory of Orleans becomes the 18th U.S. state under the name Louisiana (1812). J. J. Thomson announces his discovery of the electron as a subatomic particle, over 1,800 times smaller than a proton, at a lecture at the Royal Institution in London (1897). Hawaii becomes a territory of the United States, with Sanford B. Dole as governor (1900). Automaker Dodge Brothers, Inc is sold to Dillon, Read & Co. for $146 million plus $50 million for charity (1925). NBC inaugurates its regularly scheduled television service in New York City, broadcasting President Franklin D. Roosevelt's N.Y. World's Fair opening day ceremonial address (1939). Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun commit suicide after being married for less than 40 hours (1945). In Nevada, Boulder Dam is renamed Hoover Dam (1947). U.S. President Richard Nixon announces that White House Counsel John Dean has been fired and that other top aides, most notably H. R. Haldeman and John Ehrlichman, have resigned (1973). CERN announces World Wide Web protocols will be free (1993). U.S. media release graphic photos of American soldiers committing war crimes against Iraqi prisoners at Abu Ghraib prison (2004). Chrysler files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy (2009).
- April 30 is the birthday of noblewoman Anne of Glouster (1383), physicist Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777), dentist Mary Haviland Stilwell Kuesel (1866), memoirist Alice B. Toklas (1877), actress Cloris Leachman (1926), author Larry Niven (1938), actor/painter Burt Young (1940), actress Jill Clayburgh (1944), singer-songwriter/activist Mimi Fariña (1945), guitarist/singer-songwriter Wayne Kramer (1948), NBA player Isiah Thomas (1961), singer-songwriter/pianist Amanda Palmer (1976), NBA player Luis Scola (1980), actress Gal Gadot (1985), and singer-songwriter Mac DeMarco (1990).
I think that’s enough news. I’ll once again remind you that it’s time to get into the streets and demand that the USA remains a democracy, while also shoring up concepts of equality. If you don’t fight for yourself and your family and friends, who will? No one. Don’t wait for someone else to save you. Save yourself. Enjoy your day.





